⚠️ APOLOGY LETTER TO MR. VITALIK (TEMPLATE)
Dear: Mr. Vitalik Buterin – Father of Ethereum
I am: A person who once went astray, calling ETH a stablecoin, sharing memes to tease holders, and even calling you a "code addict" during casual conversations.
Now that ETH is about to break ATH, I suddenly realize: the only addict is me! 😭
I write this letter to officially acknowledge my mistakes:
+ I did not believe in your "world computer" vision.
+ I doubted smart contracts when seeing gas prices as high as black market fuel.
+ I once dumped ETH to buy some random memecoin, and now looking at the chart makes my heart ache like a rug pull.
Now, before this historic milestone of ETH about to break ATH, I sincerely commit:
+ From now on, I'll call ETH the "Layer 1 King", no more stablecoin nonsense.
+ Memes mocking ETH will be removed or converted into worship memes.
+ Wholeheartedly staking ETH, HODLing to the end whether it reaches $10k or $100k.
+ Every time Vitalik posts a status, I'll like first, read later.
I promise to be more decent to other ETH holders, not spread FUD randomly, and be ready to join any "ETH $100k soon" campaign to redeem past mistakes.
Signed:
A repentant holder, now seeking to become a lifelong ETH hardcore fan. 💎🙌
